I've got the reflexes of a cougar and an immune system stronger than Samson. Pretend you're alive and one day you will be. www.myspace.com/cougarlikereflexes

I’ve adopted the Lindsea Stowe Protection Plan

Never date/have feelings for/have sex with/brag to your friends about/think about a fucking boy. She’s the happiest girl I know…without a man.

So fuck dudes.